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Some things to ponder....Why?????

 
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Mary Dude



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PostPosted: October 24, 2008 7:24 AM    Post subject: Some things to ponder....Why????? Reply with quote

Something to think about....hope they make you scratch your head....
Why, Why, Why???

do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are weak and need to be replaced?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word ! 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'that hurt, you stupid idiot?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

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PostPosted: October 24, 2008 10:52 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Isn't that the case Rolling Eyes Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: October 24, 2008 1:30 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: October 24, 2008 5:49 PM    Post subject: Re: Some things to ponder....Why????? Reply with quote

Fine.
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Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn arouind and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

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