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Lulubella
Quit Date: April 17, 2011
Posts: 59 Location: Canada
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Posted: March 18, 2011 8:20 AM Post subject: hillbilly humour |
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Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.
Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'
The woman shakes her head no.
Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'
The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.
The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.
The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.
As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!' |
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Barbara K.
Quit Date: December 23, 2004
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Posted: March 18, 2011 3:54 PM Post subject: |
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Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn arouind and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
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Cowgirl UP!
Quit Date: July 26, 2004
Posts: 5029 Location: Ala
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Posted: March 18, 2011 10:10 PM Post subject: |
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funny
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kannprint
Quit Date: April 10, 2004
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LIVE WELL, LAUGH OFTEN, LOVE MUCH.
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kevin Site Admin
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Posted: March 20, 2011 12:17 AM Post subject: |
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keep choosing life!
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