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Lulubella



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PostPosted: March 16, 2011 6:43 PM    Post subject: Blonde joke Reply with quote

A blonde had just gotten a new sports car and was out for a drive when she accidentally cut off a large truck. The driver was outraged and was eventually able to make her pull over. He got out of his truck and pulled a piece of chalk from his pocket. He drew a circle on the side of the road and gruffly commanded to the blonde in his most threatening voice, "Stand in that circle and DON'T MOVE!"

He then went to her car and cut up her leather seats.

When he turned around she had a slight grin on her face, so he said, "Oh you think that's funny? Watch this!"

He gets a baseball bat out of his truck and breaks every window in her car.

When he turns and looks at her she has a smile on her face.

Now he's getting really mad. He gets his knife back out and slices all her tires.

Now she's laughing.

The truck driver is really starting to lose it. He goes back to his truck and gets an extra can of diesel fuel, pours it on her car and sets it on fire.

He turns around and she is laughing so hard she is about to fall down.

"What's so funny?" the truck driver asked the blonde.

She replied, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped outside the circle!"
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PostPosted: March 16, 2011 7:25 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: March 20, 2011 12:19 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smile
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PostPosted: March 20, 2011 9:05 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gotta send that to our daughter and 2 of our granddaughters who just happen to be blond. They'll love it. Laughing Laughing
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