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GaryMahara · Posted: May 16, 2011 8:04 PM Post subject: Chuck Norris

(I love these Chuck Norris jokes).

The other day a cop pulled Chuck Norris over for speeding .......... Chuck let him go with a warning.

When Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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kannprint · Posted: May 17, 2011 9:38 AM Post subject:

I love those one-liners.
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kevin · Posted: May 19, 2011 7:57 PM Post subject:

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Mary Dude · Posted: May 19, 2011 10:46 PM Post subject:

love it!! Chuck Norris.... Very Happy

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