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GaryMahara
Quit Date: April 22, 2011
Posts: 83 Location: SE Wisconsin
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Posted: June 8, 2011 12:56 PM Post subject: Poor Santa |
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Exhausted looking Santa dragged himself in to the Doctor`s office.
"Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can`t get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications.
"Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."
"Great," Santa answered, "I`ll try anything. Let`s give it a shot."
A few weeks later Santa returned, looking worse than ever.
"Doc, your plan is no good. I`m more tired than before!"
"I don`t understand how that could be", said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered Santa, "but I`m still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it`s hard getting him to swallow the pill!!!" _________________
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Barbara K.
Quit Date: December 23, 2004
Posts: 5977
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Posted: June 8, 2011 9:34 PM Post subject: |
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Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn arouind and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
Blessings,
Barbara K. |
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kevin Site Admin
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Posts: 9538 Location: cincinnati, oh
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Posted: June 12, 2011 12:20 PM Post subject: |
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keep choosing life!
kevin
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