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GaryMahara



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PostPosted: June 8, 2011 12:56 PM    Post subject: Poor Santa Reply with quote

Exhausted looking Santa dragged himself in to the Doctor`s office.
"Doctor, there are dogs all over my neighborhood. They bark all day and all night, and I can`t get a wink of sleep."
"I have good news for you," the doctor answered, rummaging through a drawer full of sample medications.
"Here are some new sleeping pills that work like a dream. A few of these and your trouble will be over."
"Great," Santa answered, "I`ll try anything. Let`s give it a shot."

A few weeks later Santa returned, looking worse than ever.
"Doc, your plan is no good. I`m more tired than before!"
"I don`t understand how that could be", said the doctor, shaking his head. "Those are the strongest pills on the market!"
"That may be true," answered Santa, "but I`m still up all night chasing those dogs and when I finally catch one it`s hard getting him to swallow the pill!!!"
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Barbara K.



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PostPosted: June 8, 2011 9:34 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: June 12, 2011 12:20 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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