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PostPosted: April 29, 2004 9:22 AM    Post subject: children's exam answers Reply with quote

> > >CHILDREN'S EXAM ANSWERS
> > >
> > >If you need a laugh then read through these Children's Science
> > >Exam Answers. These are real answers given by children.
> > >
> > >Q: Name the four seasons.
> > >A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
> > >
> > >Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made
> > >safe to drink.
> > >A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes
> > >large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
> > >
> > >Q: How is dew formed?
> > >A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
> > >
> > >Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
> > >A: Keep it in the cow.
> > >
> > >Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
> > >A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All
> > >water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no
> > >water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum. I forget
> > >where the sun joins in this fight.
> > >
> > >Q:What are steroids?
> > >A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
> > >
> > >Q: What happens to your body as you age?
> > >A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get
> > >intercontinental.
> > >
> > >Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
> > >A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to
> > >his adultery.
> > >
> > >Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
> > >A: Premature death.
> > >
> > >Q: What is artificial insemination?
> > >A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.
> > >
> > >Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g,
> > >abdomen.)
> > >A: The body is consisted into three parts - the brainium, the
> > >borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain;
> > >the borax contains the heart and lungs, and the abdominal
> > >cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
> > >
> > >Q: What is the fibula?
> > >A: A small lie.
> > >
> > >Q: What does "varicose" mean?
> > >A: Nearby. (I do love this one...)
> > >
> > >Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section".
> > >A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.
> > >
> > >Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
> > >A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight
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PostPosted: April 29, 2004 5:04 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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