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PostPosted: April 4, 2009 4:00 PM    Post subject: potty humor Reply with quote

a 3-year-old boy is in the bathroom; his mother thinks he's been in there too long, so she goes in to see what he's up to.

when she opens the door, she sees her son holding onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hitting himself on top of the head with his right hand, and she says, "billy, are you alright? you've been in here for quite a while."

billy says, "i'm fine, mommy. i just haven't gone 'doody' yet."

she says, "ok, you can stay here a few more minutes, but why are you hitting yourself on the head?"

billy says, "works for ketchup."

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PostPosted: April 4, 2009 7:33 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Out of the mouths of babes -- thanks Kevin.
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PostPosted: April 5, 2009 1:42 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: April 6, 2009 9:22 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: April 8, 2009 8:55 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: April 13, 2009 12:05 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: July 25, 2009 1:39 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing oh, my gosh...I have bee too busy and missing all the fun...so cute.
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