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kevin Site Admin
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Posted: April 4, 2009 4:00 PM Post subject: potty humor |
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a 3-year-old boy is in the bathroom; his mother thinks he's been in there too long, so she goes in to see what he's up to.
when she opens the door, she sees her son holding onto the toilet seat with his left hand and hitting himself on top of the head with his right hand, and she says, "billy, are you alright? you've been in here for quite a while."
billy says, "i'm fine, mommy. i just haven't gone 'doody' yet."
she says, "ok, you can stay here a few more minutes, but why are you hitting yourself on the head?"
billy says, "works for ketchup."
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kannprint
Quit Date: April 10, 2004
Posts: 4988 Location: St. Louis, MO
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Posted: April 4, 2009 7:33 PM Post subject: |
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Out of the mouths of babes -- thanks Kevin. _________________
LIVE WELL, LAUGH OFTEN, LOVE MUCH.
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Barbara K.
Quit Date: December 23, 2004
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Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn arouind and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
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Kissimee
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I can NOT control the addiction because if I could, it would NOT be an addiction...BUT I can control ME, the addict.
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Tammy
Quit Date: February 16, 2004
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Posted: April 8, 2009 8:55 PM Post subject: |
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Gidget
Quit Date: March 14, 2008
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Posted: April 13, 2009 12:05 PM Post subject: |
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Cowgirl UP!
Quit Date: July 26, 2004
Posts: 5029 Location: Ala
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Posted: July 25, 2009 1:39 PM Post subject: |
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oh, my gosh...I have bee too busy and missing all the fun...so cute.
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