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Barbara K.



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PostPosted: October 29, 2009 8:36 PM    Post subject: A fart Reply with quote

What is a fart?


A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas.




A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful,
Poisonous cloud


A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song....



A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.




A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while.......




A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces..



.
From wide-open prairie,
Or a small elevator,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.




That farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget....
Sweet old farts like you!
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