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Barbara K.



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PostPosted: June 25, 2010 6:49 PM    Post subject: Today's chuckle Reply with quote

A man who has been very sick is visiting his doctor to
get the results of a battery of tests.
"What are my chances of recovering, Doc?" he asks.
"One hundred percent," the doctor assures him.
"That's a relief," the patient says. "But how can you
be so sure?"
"Well," the doctor says, "statistics show that nine out
of every 10 patients with your disease will die. Yours
is the 10th case I've treated. The others have all died.
So you are bound to get well."
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Mary Dude



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PostPosted: June 25, 2010 11:18 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

hmmm...I think that doc needs to take another statistics class! Good one!
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PostPosted: June 26, 2010 10:29 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smile
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