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Barbara K.
Quit Date: December 23, 2004
Posts: 5977
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Posted: June 25, 2010 6:49 PM Post subject: Today's chuckle |
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A man who has been very sick is visiting his doctor to
get the results of a battery of tests.
"What are my chances of recovering, Doc?" he asks.
"One hundred percent," the doctor assures him.
"That's a relief," the patient says. "But how can you
be so sure?"
"Well," the doctor says, "statistics show that nine out
of every 10 patients with your disease will die. Yours
is the 10th case I've treated. The others have all died.
So you are bound to get well." _________________
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn arouind and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
Blessings,
Barbara K. |
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Mary Dude
Quit Date: June 15, 2004
Posts: 4803 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Posted: June 25, 2010 11:18 PM Post subject: |
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hmmm...I think that doc needs to take another statistics class! Good one! _________________
Mary D.
Smoke-free one day at a time!
Worry doesn't help tomorrow's troubles, but it does ruin today's happiness! |
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kevin Site Admin
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Posts: 9538 Location: cincinnati, oh
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Posted: June 26, 2010 10:29 PM Post subject: |
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keep choosing life!
kevin
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