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kevin Site Admin
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Posted: December 18, 2010 11:01 AM Post subject: catching up |
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two old friends who hadn't seen each other in many years ran into each other while doing their christmas shopping and stopped at a bar to have a drink and catch up a little.
jane told melba that she'd just recently lost her husband to a heart attack, and melba patted her hand and said, "there, there, dear, i know just how you feel; i buried my third in august."
jane said, "that's awful! how did you lose them?"
melba told her, "well the first one died of food poisoning from eating tainted mushrooms."
"that's awful!" jane said. "what happened to the others?"
"well, believe it or not," melba told her, "the second one died from eating poisoned mushrooms, too."
"horrifying!" said jane, "what about the third one?"
"that one was the worst," melba sobbed, "he died of a gunshot wound to the back of the head!"
"that's terrifying!" jane said, "how did it happen? was it a robbery? a mugging? was he involved in some kind of shady business?"
"well, no... it wasn't anything as dramatic as all that," melba explained, "he just wouldn't eat the mushrooms." _________________
keep choosing life!
kevin
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Barbara K.
Quit Date: December 23, 2004
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Posted: December 18, 2010 11:20 AM Post subject: |
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Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn arouind and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
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