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Lulubella



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PostPosted: March 18, 2011 8:20 AM    Post subject: hillbilly humour Reply with quote

Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. While having a bite to eat, they talk about their moonshine operation.

Suddenly, a woman at a nearby table, who is eating a sandwich, begins to cough. After a minute or so, it becomes apparent that she is in real distress. One of the hillbillies looks at her and says, 'Kin ya swallar?'

The woman shakes her head no.

Then he asks, 'Kin ya breathe?'

The woman begins to turn blue and shakes her head no.

The hillbilly walks over to the woman, lifts up her dress, yanks down her drawers and quickly gives her right butt cheek a lick with his tongue.

The woman is so shocked that she has a violent spasm and the obstruction flies out of her mouth.

As she begins to breathe again, the Hillbilly walks slowly back to his table.
His partner says, 'Ya know, I'd heerd of that there 'Hind Lick Maneuver' but I ain't niver seed nobody do it!'
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Barbara K.



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PostPosted: March 18, 2011 3:54 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: March 18, 2011 10:10 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing funny
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PostPosted: March 19, 2011 9:47 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

What a riot!
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PostPosted: March 20, 2011 12:17 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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