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Barbara K.
Quit Date: December 23, 2004
Posts: 5977
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Posted: April 21, 2011 11:22 PM Post subject: Wife Deaf? |
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DEAF WIFE ?....."Priceless”
A man feared his wife wasn't hearing
as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid.
Not quite sure how to approach her, he
called the family doctor to
discuss the problem.
The Doctor told him there is a simple
informal test the husband could
perform to give the doctor a better
idea about her hearing loss.
Here's what you do," said the
Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational
speaking tone see if she hears
you.
If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet,
and so on until you get a response."
That evening, the wife is in the
kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in
the den. He says to himself, "I'm
about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens."
Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey,
what's for dinner?"
No response..
So the husband moves closer to the
kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, "Honey,
what's for dinner?"
Still no response.
Next he moves into the dining room
where he is about 20 feet from his
wife and asks,
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
Again no response.
So, he walks up to the kitchen door,
about 10 feet away.. "Honey,
what's for
dinner?"
Again there is no response.
So he walks right up behind her...
"Honey, what's for dinner?"
(I just love this)
"Ralph, for THE
FIFTH time, CHICKEN!" _________________
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn arouind and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
Blessings,
Barbara K. |
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mrsrubytuesday
Quit Date: May 21, 2008
Posts: 34
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Posted: April 22, 2011 4:51 PM Post subject: |
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That's really funny, Mary. Have a great smoke-free Easter! |
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mrsrubytuesday
Quit Date: May 21, 2008
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Posted: April 22, 2011 4:53 PM Post subject: |
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Sorry Barbara - I always call people called Barbara Mary! (just Kidding, I really am sorry! ) |
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kevin Site Admin
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Posts: 9538 Location: cincinnati, oh
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Posted: April 24, 2011 12:28 AM Post subject: |
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keep choosing life!
kevin
the zen of the quit |
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Mary Dude
Quit Date: June 15, 2004
Posts: 4803 Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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Posted: April 24, 2011 5:24 PM Post subject: |
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Good one!!
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Mary D.
Smoke-free one day at a time!
Worry doesn't help tomorrow's troubles, but it does ruin today's happiness! |
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