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Barbara K.



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PostPosted: April 21, 2011 11:22 PM    Post subject: Wife Deaf? Reply with quote

DEAF WIFE ?....."Priceless”



A man feared his wife wasn't hearing

as well as she used to and he
thought she might need a hearing aid.


Not quite sure how to approach her, he

called the family doctor to
discuss the problem.


The Doctor told him there is a simple

informal test the husband could
perform to give the doctor a better

idea about her hearing loss.


Here's what you do," said the

Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from
her, and in a normal conversational

speaking tone see if she hears
you.


If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet,

and so on until you get a response."


That evening, the wife is in the

kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in
the den. He says to himself, "I'm

about 40 feet away, let's see what
happens."


Then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey,

what's for dinner?"


No response..


So the husband moves closer to the

kitchen, about 30 feet from his
wife and repeats, "Honey,

what's for dinner?"


Still no response.


Next he moves into the dining room

where he is about 20 feet from his
wife and asks,

"Honey, what's for dinner?"


Again no response.


So, he walks up to the kitchen door,

about 10 feet away.. "Honey,
what's for

dinner?"


Again there is no response.


So he walks right up behind her...

"Honey, what's for dinner?"




(I just love this)




"Ralph, for THE

FIFTH time, CHICKEN!"
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Blessings,
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mrsrubytuesday



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PostPosted: April 22, 2011 4:51 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's really funny, Mary. Have a great smoke-free Easter!
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mrsrubytuesday



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PostPosted: April 22, 2011 4:53 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sorry Barbara - I always call people called Barbara Mary! (just Kidding, I really am sorry! )
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PostPosted: April 24, 2011 12:28 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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Mary Dude



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PostPosted: April 24, 2011 5:24 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one!!
Laughing
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Worry doesn't help tomorrow's troubles, but it does ruin today's happiness!
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