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GaryMahara
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 Posted: May 3, 2011 8:58 AM Post subject: lawyer joke ......... |
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We all like a good lawyer joke right? If there are any lawyers in the forum, my apologies.
OK so, the devil himself visits the law firm of Stiffem and associates. He catches the senior partner alone and says,
"I am the devil, I will quintuple your income, make you taller, improve your esteem tenfold, give you fame, fortune and wealth beyond your wildest dreams, make yours the benchmark law firm in the nation and, all I want in return are the souls of your wife, children, grandchildren and your parents to rot in hell for eternity"
Questioningly, the lawyer looks up and asks ......... "OK, what's the catch?"
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kevin
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kevin
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Cowgirl UP!
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Location: Ala
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think I will send that to a cousin who is a lawyer....lol
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