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[GaryMahara]

Groucho rules !

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

A man is as young as the woman he feels.

Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

As soon as I get through with you, you'll have a clear case for divorce and so will my wife.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

Dig trenches? With our men being killed off like flies? There isn't time to dig trenches.
We'll have to buy them ready made.

Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter.
Someday I intend reading it.

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.

Here's to our wives and girlfriends ... may they never meet!

How do you feel about women's rights? I like either side of them.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

I find television very educating.
Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.
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Where are all the news crews when EXXON isn't spilling stuff?

[kevin]

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keep choosing life!

kevin

the zen of the quit

[Barbara K.]

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Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn arouind and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.

Blessings,
Barbara K.