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tsjay49



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PostPosted: September 9, 2004 7:19 PM    Post subject: STUPID TURKEY! Reply with quote

Drove Thelma Jane to work today instead of the little S-10 pickup. Thelma is topless and doorless, and it was a BEAUTIFUL day today.

I decided to take the back roads home instead of the Parkway as I usually do.

Got within a few miles of home and a stupid turkey flew up from the side of the road somewhere and flew into my windshield. I was going about 60 MPH at the time.

The right side of my windshield is TOTALLY shattered! Sad

Tom

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PostPosted: September 9, 2004 7:40 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

of course, you could look at the bright side, Tom: you didn't get 30 pounds of turkey through the left side of your windshield at 60 mph. that really woulda ruined your day...
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Melody



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PostPosted: September 9, 2004 7:57 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

It also could be a sign that Quitting Cold Turkey is the way to go. Razz
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PostPosted: September 9, 2004 7:57 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Sorry about Thelma Jane but I wish I could have seen the look on your face...bet it resembled mine when the turkey flew up in front of my horse....I looked horrified but it was the one and only time ole Gus did not spook. Hey Tom, too bad they don't come with the dressing huh?
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tsjay49



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PostPosted: September 9, 2004 8:37 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, guys, and I thought it was bad when BUGS hit my windshield!

Speaking of which, do you guys know what was the last thing that went through that turkey's mind?

His ass.

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PostPosted: September 9, 2004 10:38 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing you fool you!!!
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PostPosted: September 9, 2004 10:47 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tom,
here in Florida we would say it is mighty close to Thanksgiving to let a good Turkey go to waste Laughing I wish I could have seen that, sorry but cannot stop laughing. Laughing
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PostPosted: September 10, 2004 12:15 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

sorry about the turkey and your car...

but

i can't help it, this post made me Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: September 10, 2004 1:57 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

So sorry for Thema Jane but like the others I am cracking up here.
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justdebbie



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PostPosted: September 10, 2004 11:02 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Too funny Tom!!!

Remember it can all be repaired, well not the turkey!
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PostPosted: September 11, 2004 3:52 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tom,

OMG! You are hilarious! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

Just one thing....did you get any on you with the top off?
Yuck! Turkey guts. Shocked


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PostPosted: September 12, 2004 11:48 PM    Post subject: HI! Reply with quote

MMMMMMM, Turkey. Lets see you explain that one to your insurance co! Be glad you weren't up here, My son works in a body shop and he has to clean deer guts off cars. Not only do they total cars but the guts end up everywhere,out and inside. The way the cars are designed, they slide right up the hood, through the windshield. Its not pretty! You're lucky it was just a windshield. pic the glass out and you've got Thanksgiving covered!
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PostPosted: September 13, 2004 3:37 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Melody wrote...It
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also could be a sign that Quitting Cold Turkey is the way to go.


My gosh, I can't stop laughing.

Sorry Tom...That Tom almost got ya.

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PostPosted: September 13, 2004 3:48 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hey Tom,

Hope you took that bird home to your wife to fix for dinner. Of course, it's your job to clean it first.

How many times did you have to bathe Thelma Jane before she looked like new again? Rolling Eyes
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PostPosted: September 20, 2004 5:10 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just read this! Oh Tom, would I have loved to seen that! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
That is just sooooo funny. Can't wait to share that with all
my turkey huntin friends.

God Bless! Thanks for the laugh.

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