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bigdaddyscds



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PostPosted: January 26, 2005 5:49 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

You'll be glad to know Tom that I am just going to leave this alone. If I ever started I couldn't stop. Have a nice day! Wink
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PostPosted: January 26, 2005 8:13 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tom writes on another thread:

“adgj nre gharoinvaiarwv hoiar gnmreg hosen msineag

(my hemorrhoids are killing me!)”



Haa’ Tom, I see you know Shoshone language, but maybe not so good

You write:


“I will now go and milk a mountain goat and on the way home I will jump into a ice cold stream and stay there until I am blue because all the blueberries have been eaten by the birds and I need to run through the village ....."

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PostPosted: January 26, 2005 10:45 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tom, she got you again....... Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: January 26, 2005 11:51 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ok, you guys help me come up with a slogan for Woofmang as a support group for hemorrhoid sufferers.

How about, "Woofmang! Consolin' the swollen. A place of hope for the rectally challenged?"

Tom
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PostPosted: January 27, 2005 1:17 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostPosted: January 27, 2005 1:39 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Just when I thought I was done laughing, here I go again............

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing


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PostPosted: January 27, 2005 9:03 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Gental Breeze...you have cured me of all problems for right now. I am laughing so hard I can't see. I love this.

Tom...glad you're cured. You are right?

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PostPosted: January 27, 2005 12:59 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tom,

How about Rings of Fire??

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PostPosted: January 27, 2005 9:14 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nita, that's perfect. Hope Tom likes it.
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PostPosted: January 28, 2005 10:45 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Tom sat down on a burning ring of fire
The lid was up on the hinges standin higher
swish swish swish that coolen water
gives Tom a holler, gives Tom a holler,

Down down down. the hemorrhoids coolen
and Toms no longer whining or even stooen
His ring of fire fire fire has turned to ashes
And so with no one he needs to clashes

So Tome sat down on a buring ring of fire...

Ok...hows that?

Sandyz Shocked Confused Very Happy
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PostPosted: January 28, 2005 1:29 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Did Gentle Breeze mention a goat? Is it time for meatballs, too?

Hey Tom, how bout this...." ...."Roids are for da boids!"

Maybe you can get one of the rappers to do a jingle for you.
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PostPosted: January 28, 2005 3:25 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Wow! Didn't realize there had been any further posting in this thread until just now.

Thanks to all of you for your deep concern regarding my medical condition.

Sandy even wrote a hemorrhoid poem! I am HONORED! Juanita and Pamela, like your ideas too.

Keep it up, gang! You are helping me to get my mind off my suffering.

I KNEW Woofmang would be a good support site for hemorrhoid sufferers!

Tom Smile
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PostPosted: January 28, 2005 3:55 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

Thanks for making my day much better.

Blessings,
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PostPosted: January 28, 2005 4:19 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

tom wrote:
Sandy even wrote a hemorrhoid poem! I am HONORED!

i thought everybody from kentucky had to be a country music fan (maybe 'cuz i never met anybody from ky that wasn't...) - i can't believe you don't recognize sandy's parody of the johnny cash classic, "ring of fire" (which, by the way, was #87 on the rolling stone "500 greatest songs of all time")...

speaking of which, somebody apparently already had a similar idea; the cash family was not amused:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/3498749.stm
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PostPosted: January 28, 2005 4:52 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh, yeah, I recognized "Ring of Fire" in what Sandy wrote.

That was a great song.

Tom
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