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bigdaddyscds
Quit Date: May 13, 2004
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Posted: January 26, 2005 5:49 PM Post subject: |
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You'll be glad to know Tom that I am just going to leave this alone. If I ever started I couldn't stop. Have a nice day!
John _________________
All things are difficult before they are easy.
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Gentle Breeze
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Posted: January 26, 2005 8:13 PM Post subject: |
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Tom writes on another thread:
“adgj nre gharoinvaiarwv hoiar gnmreg hosen msineag
(my hemorrhoids are killing me!)”
Haa’ Tom, I see you know Shoshone language, but maybe not so good
You write:
“I will now go and milk a mountain goat and on the way home I will jump into a ice cold stream and stay there until I am blue because all the blueberries have been eaten by the birds and I need to run through the village ....." _________________
Gentle Breeze
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Cowgirl UP!
Quit Date: July 26, 2004
Posts: 5029 Location: Ala
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Posted: January 26, 2005 10:45 PM Post subject: |
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Tom, she got you again.......
Kay _________________
All with a little help from my friends, COWGIRL UP |
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tsjay49
Quit Date: January 1, 2004
Posts: 1863 Location: Kentucky
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Posted: January 26, 2005 11:51 PM Post subject: |
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Ok, you guys help me come up with a slogan for Woofmang as a support group for hemorrhoid sufferers.
How about, "Woofmang! Consolin' the swollen. A place of hope for the rectally challenged?"
Tom _________________
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Tammy
Quit Date: February 16, 2004
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Posted: January 27, 2005 1:17 AM Post subject: |
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Tammy
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mtwilsonranch
Quit Date: January 20, 2006
Posts: 1863 Location: nevada
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Posted: January 27, 2005 1:39 AM Post subject: |
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Just when I thought I was done laughing, here I go again............
Pam _________________
Right Now, this minute, this hour, this day, I choose not to feed my addiction.... |
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Fightn4life
Quit Date: October 23, 2003
Posts: 1573 Location: Loysburg, PA
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Posted: January 27, 2005 9:03 AM Post subject: |
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Gental Breeze...you have cured me of all problems for right now. I am laughing so hard I can't see. I love this.
Tom...glad you're cured. You are right?
Sandyz _________________
"Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living."
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jahunta
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Posted: January 27, 2005 12:59 PM Post subject: |
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Tom,
How about Rings of Fire??
Nita _________________
Quitting is Living!!!
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kannprint
Quit Date: April 10, 2004
Posts: 4988 Location: St. Louis, MO
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Posted: January 27, 2005 9:14 PM Post subject: |
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Nita, that's perfect. Hope Tom likes it. _________________
LIVE WELL, LAUGH OFTEN, LOVE MUCH.
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Fightn4life
Quit Date: October 23, 2003
Posts: 1573 Location: Loysburg, PA
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Posted: January 28, 2005 10:45 AM Post subject: |
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Tom sat down on a burning ring of fire
The lid was up on the hinges standin higher
swish swish swish that coolen water
gives Tom a holler, gives Tom a holler,
Down down down. the hemorrhoids coolen
and Toms no longer whining or even stooen
His ring of fire fire fire has turned to ashes
And so with no one he needs to clashes
So Tome sat down on a buring ring of fire...
Ok...hows that?
Sandyz _________________
"Keep your heart open to dreams. For as long as there's a dream, there is hope, and as long as there is hope, there is joy in living."
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Pamela
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Posted: January 28, 2005 1:29 PM Post subject: |
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Did Gentle Breeze mention a goat? Is it time for meatballs, too?
Hey Tom, how bout this...." ...."Roids are for da boids!"
Maybe you can get one of the rappers to do a jingle for you. _________________
FIVE + years of freedom and loving it! |
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tsjay49
Quit Date: January 1, 2004
Posts: 1863 Location: Kentucky
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Posted: January 28, 2005 3:25 PM Post subject: |
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Wow! Didn't realize there had been any further posting in this thread until just now.
Thanks to all of you for your deep concern regarding my medical condition.
Sandy even wrote a hemorrhoid poem! I am HONORED! Juanita and Pamela, like your ideas too.
Keep it up, gang! You are helping me to get my mind off my suffering.
I KNEW Woofmang would be a good support site for hemorrhoid sufferers!
Tom _________________
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Barbara K.
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Posted: January 28, 2005 3:55 PM Post subject: |
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Thanks for making my day much better.
Blessings, _________________
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn arouind and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
Blessings,
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kevin Site Admin
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Posted: January 28, 2005 4:19 PM Post subject: |
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tom wrote: |
Sandy even wrote a hemorrhoid poem! I am HONORED! |
i thought everybody from kentucky had to be a country music fan (maybe 'cuz i never met anybody from ky that wasn't...) - i can't believe you don't recognize sandy's parody of the johnny cash classic, "ring of fire" (which, by the way, was #87 on the rolling stone "500 greatest songs of all time")...
speaking of which, somebody apparently already had a similar idea; the cash family was not amused:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/music/3498749.stm _________________
keep choosing life!
kevin
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tsjay49
Quit Date: January 1, 2004
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Posted: January 28, 2005 4:52 PM Post subject: |
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Oh, yeah, I recognized "Ring of Fire" in what Sandy wrote.
That was a great song.
Tom _________________
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