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Fightn4life
Quit Date: October 23, 2003
Posts: 1573 Location: Loysburg, PA
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Posted: January 30, 2005 8:25 AM Post subject: |
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Oh my God...I hope I don't get sued. Kevin...dispose of this thread.
No...just my song...no not my song some one made me write it. I can't say who or my life will be in danger.
Sandyz
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londa
Quit Date: July 28, 2004
Posts: 2469 Location: new york, USA
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Posted: January 30, 2005 4:57 PM Post subject: |
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This is sooooo funny!
But seriously, Tom. Drink lots of water, eat lots of olive oil.
In the mean time, to stop the pain....
Sit in a hot tub of water for an hour.... then get
One BIG tube of Preparation -H, apply generously, and stick a hot water bottle right between the cracks. IF that dosn't work, go get cortison cream for hemorroids! (I'm serious)
Love, Londa _________________
My name is Londa. I am 57 and I act like I'm 20. I love to laugh and smile. The more the better. Being kind to someone is the best thing you can do. |
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tsjay49
Quit Date: January 1, 2004
Posts: 1863 Location: Kentucky
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Posted: January 30, 2005 5:24 PM Post subject: |
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"londa
Sit in a hot tub of water for an hour.... then get
One BIG tube of Preparation -H, apply generously, and stick a hot water bottle right between the cracks.
Love, Londa |
So, you are telling me to "sit on it" and to "shove it?"
Thanks, Londa da Free. I think I'll do the hot soak this afternoon. I had to do that several years ago during a big flare-up.
At least no one can say I am a "perfect asshole," huh?
Tom _________________
If a person with Multiple Personality Disorder threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation? |
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tsjay49
Quit Date: January 1, 2004
Posts: 1863 Location: Kentucky
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Posted: January 31, 2005 11:01 PM Post subject: |
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Well, I have contacted a proctologist, and that guy is really nice! He seems to be very concerned that I might be sitting on something way too hard, I guess.
He asked me if my stool is soft. Well, I thought about it a minute, and I can honestly say that my stool is very soft, but I don't sit on a stool very much. Usually I just sit in a chair, but I didn't want to hurt the doc's feelings, since he was nice enough to ask. So, I told him my stool was soft. Well, he is so concerned about it that he must want to see for himself how soft my stool is, cause he wants me to bring a stool sample. Hey, if that's what he wants, he is the doctor, right? I'm glad I have that little pickup truck, cause that stool will go in the back of it easily. Guess I can get it out of the truck and into the doc's office OK.
I hope I didn't hurt his feelings. When he asked me to bring my stool sample, I told him I would want it back as soon as possible. He acted kinda funny when I said that.
You know, I can understand why he wants to be sure my stool is soft and all, but he even asked about the color. Why would it matter about the color?
Geez, what will I do when he wants to see how soft my recliner is????
Tom _________________
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Fightn4life
Quit Date: October 23, 2003
Posts: 1573 Location: Loysburg, PA
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Posted: February 1, 2005 5:15 AM Post subject: |
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Shame on you Tom, you know the Dr was not talking about the "stool.
You spend most of your time sitting on that dirt bike truck of yours.
Now drive that through his office and let him look at what you really sit on.
Is your seat soft?
Yikes…. Men…
Sandyz
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tsjay49
Quit Date: January 1, 2004
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Posted: February 1, 2005 4:18 PM Post subject: |
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Dirt bike truck???? Sandy, you need more rest! _________________
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tsjay49
Quit Date: January 1, 2004
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Posted: February 2, 2005 7:50 AM Post subject: |
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I was just making up the whole thing about contacting a proctologist: I have not really contacted a proctologist.
I think this round of Hemorrhoid Hell is about over. The last couple days have been much better for me.
Tom _________________
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londa
Quit Date: July 28, 2004
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Posted: February 2, 2005 9:57 AM Post subject: |
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nOW this is scary. I know very well I replied to this post, but it ain't there.
Tom you are SOOOOOOOO funny! I have been sharing this story!
You are toooo funny for words
Love, Londa _________________
My name is Londa. I am 57 and I act like I'm 20. I love to laugh and smile. The more the better. Being kind to someone is the best thing you can do. |
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