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Fightn4life



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PostPosted: January 30, 2005 8:25 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh my God...I hope I don't get sued. Kevin...dispose of this thread. Shocked

No...just my song...no not my song some one made me write it. I can't say who or my life will be in danger.

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PostPosted: January 30, 2005 4:57 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
This is sooooo funny!

But seriously, Tom. Drink lots of water, eat lots of olive oil.
In the mean time, to stop the pain....


Sit in a hot tub of water for an hour.... then get
One BIG tube of Preparation -H, apply generously, and stick a hot water bottle right between the cracks. IF that dosn't work, go get cortison cream for hemorroids! (I'm serious) Wink

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PostPosted: January 30, 2005 5:24 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Quote:
"londa
Sit in a hot tub of water for an hour.... then get
One BIG tube of Preparation -H, apply generously, and stick a hot water bottle right between the cracks.
Love, Londa


So, you are telling me to "sit on it" and to "shove it?"

Thanks, Londa da Free. I think I'll do the hot soak this afternoon. I had to do that several years ago during a big flare-up.

At least no one can say I am a "perfect asshole," huh?

Tom
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PostPosted: January 31, 2005 11:01 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Well, I have contacted a proctologist, and that guy is really nice! He seems to be very concerned that I might be sitting on something way too hard, I guess.

He asked me if my stool is soft. Well, I thought about it a minute, and I can honestly say that my stool is very soft, but I don't sit on a stool very much. Usually I just sit in a chair, but I didn't want to hurt the doc's feelings, since he was nice enough to ask. So, I told him my stool was soft. Well, he is so concerned about it that he must want to see for himself how soft my stool is, cause he wants me to bring a stool sample. Hey, if that's what he wants, he is the doctor, right? I'm glad I have that little pickup truck, cause that stool will go in the back of it easily. Guess I can get it out of the truck and into the doc's office OK.

I hope I didn't hurt his feelings. When he asked me to bring my stool sample, I told him I would want it back as soon as possible. He acted kinda funny when I said that.

You know, I can understand why he wants to be sure my stool is soft and all, but he even asked about the color. Why would it matter about the color?

Geez, what will I do when he wants to see how soft my recliner is????


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Fightn4life



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PostPosted: February 1, 2005 5:15 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Shame on you Tom, you know the Dr was not talking about the "stool.

You spend most of your time sitting on that dirt bike truck of yours.

Now drive that through his office and let him look at what you really sit on.

Is your seat soft?

Yikes…. Men…

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PostPosted: February 1, 2005 4:18 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Dirt bike truck???? Sandy, you need more rest! Smile
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PostPosted: February 2, 2005 7:50 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

I was just making up the whole thing about contacting a proctologist: I have not really contacted a proctologist.

I think this round of Hemorrhoid Hell is about over. The last couple days have been much better for me.

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PostPosted: February 2, 2005 9:57 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

nOW this is scary. I know very well I replied to this post, but it ain't there. Confused

Tom you are SOOOOOOOO funny! I have been sharing this story!
You are toooo funny for words Laughing Laughing Laughing

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