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PostPosted: May 13, 2004 7:46 AM    Post subject: cat haiku #7 Reply with quote

Small brave carnivores
Kill pine cones and mosquitoes
Fear vacuum cleaner
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PostPosted: May 13, 2004 9:11 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hi there, These have been cracking me up. Yesterday, I nearly shot water out of my nose at the unexpected humor!

Can I add my own?

Graceful on chair back.
Preparing for the 'lift off'.
Swivel chair - fall down!
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PostPosted: May 13, 2004 10:26 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

I'd like to add one myself, if I may...


I'm feeling sleepy,
and I want to take a nap.
Where is my sunbeam?

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PostPosted: May 13, 2004 11:56 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

OK this is my first attempt so some kindness please.

Winter is quite cold,
Summer brings me warm puddles
Warming up my tail
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PostPosted: May 13, 2004 12:01 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Here's one that delves into the psychotic mind of the cat:

I am coming close.
You may pet me if you wish.
(*BITE*)
Don't touch me like that!
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PostPosted: May 13, 2004 12:04 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

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PostPosted: May 13, 2004 6:23 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Cold hearted orb
Traveling in space
Fears a black hole
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PostPosted: May 14, 2004 9:53 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

FYI - my cat's name is Boo (he's all black).

Boo stealthy in grass
Pounce - Reach - the moth flies away
It is cat ballet.
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PostPosted: May 14, 2004 10:06 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

What are you eating?
Sushimi!! I want to taste.
What is Wasabi?
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PostPosted: May 14, 2004 4:06 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Eat wasabi only with a pitcher of water with each bite Shocked
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PostPosted: May 14, 2004 4:51 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Got that right, Jim!!

I'll never forget the day I first had wasabi...I thought it was guacamole of some sort....I'll leave the rest of that vision to the imagination... Wink Shocked
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PostPosted: May 14, 2004 5:47 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

jahunta wrote:
Got that right, Jim!!

I'll never forget the day I first had wasabi...I thought it was guacamole of some sort....I'll leave the rest of that vision to the imagination... Wink Shocked


and the fire department.
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