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Marvel
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Posts: 297 Location: Tennessee
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Posted: May 21, 2004 10:35 PM Post subject: The way life ought to go . . . |
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ANDY ROONEY'S
THEORY OF LIFE
The most unfair
thing about life
is the way it
ends. I mean,
life is tough. It
takes up a lot of
your time. What
do you get at the
end of it? A
Death. What's
that, a bonus? I
think the life
cycle is all
backwards.
You should die
first, get it out
of the way. Then
you live in an
old age home. You
get kicked out
because you're
too young, you
get a gold watch
and you go to
work. You work
forty years until
you're young
enough to enjoy
your retirement.
You do drugs,
alcohol, you
party, you get
ready for high
school. You go to
grade school, you
become a kid, you
play, you have no
responsibilities.
You become a
little baby, you
go back into the
womb, Spend your
last nine months
floating and you
finish off as an
orgasm.
YOWZA! _________________
Marvel
QD 10/21/2003
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jennifer32327
Quit Date: November 23, 2004
Posts: 456 Location: Florida
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Posted: May 21, 2004 11:11 PM Post subject: |
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Marvel, that is great! _________________
Jennifer,
Keep your heart open to dreams for
as long as there is dream there is hope
and as long as there is hope
there is joy in living! |
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Tammy
Quit Date: February 16, 2004
Posts: 2565 Location: Florida
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Posted: May 21, 2004 11:42 PM Post subject: |
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hahahahahahahahahaha! _________________
Tammy
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bjj
Quit Date: April 7, 2004
Posts: 1056 Location: Ohio
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Posted: May 22, 2004 10:01 PM Post subject: |
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Could not stop laughing! _________________
Bonnie
"Always think of what you have to do as easy and it will become so".
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Mindy
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Posted: May 23, 2004 7:20 PM Post subject: |
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Too funny! |
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