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Marvel



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PostPosted: May 21, 2004 10:35 PM    Post subject: The way life ought to go . . . Reply with quote

ANDY ROONEY'S

THEORY OF LIFE





The most unfair

thing about life

is the way it

ends. I mean,

life is tough. It

takes up a lot of

your time. What

do you get at the

end of it? A

Death. What's

that, a bonus? I

think the life

cycle is all

backwards.





You should die

first, get it out

of the way. Then

you live in an

old age home. You

get kicked out

because you're

too young, you

get a gold watch

and you go to

work. You work

forty years until

you're young

enough to enjoy

your retirement.

You do drugs,

alcohol, you

party, you get

ready for high

school. You go to

grade school, you

become a kid, you

play, you have no

responsibilities.

You become a

little baby, you

go back into the

womb, Spend your

last nine months

floating and you

finish off as an

orgasm.


YOWZA!
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jennifer32327



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PostPosted: May 21, 2004 11:11 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Marvel, that is great! Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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Jennifer,

Keep your heart open to dreams for
as long as there is dream there is hope
and as long as there is hope
there is joy in living!
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Tammy



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PostPosted: May 21, 2004 11:42 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

hahahahahahahahahaha!
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Tammy
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bjj



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PostPosted: May 22, 2004 10:01 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Could not stop laughing!
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Bonnie

"Always think of what you have to do as easy and it will become so".
Emile Coue
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Mindy



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PostPosted: May 23, 2004 7:20 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Shocked

Too funny!
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