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PostPosted: May 26, 2004 8:35 PM    Post subject: Hope no one is offended Reply with quote

A family is setting around the supper table
and the son asks if he can ask a personal question?
The father said ask away.

The young man asks his father, "Dad, how
many kinds of breasts are there?"

The father,surprised, answers, "Well, son,
there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties,
a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice
but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."

"Onions?"

"Yes, see them and they make you
cry."

This infuriated the wife and daughter so the
daughter said, "Can I ask a personal question?
Mom, how many kind of penises are there?"

The mother, surprised, smiles, and looks at
her husband and answers, "Well, daughter,
a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties,
his penis is like an oak, mighty and hard. In his
thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree."

"A Christmas tree?"

"Yes said the mother, all dried up and the balls are there
for decoration only."
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