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Barbara K.



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PostPosted: June 5, 2011 4:32 PM    Post subject: Some blonde jokes Reply with quote

Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house
ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and
reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond.

As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'
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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up.

The husband said, 'Who was that?'

The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know
if the coast is clear.'
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PostPosted: June 5, 2011 8:20 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

A blonde, redhead and a brunette entered the half mile breast stroke race at the local lake.

The starters pistol signaled the beginning of the race and the ladies dive in.

20 minutes later the brunette climbed out, the winner, 25 minutes later the redhead climbed out, second place. 5 hours later the blonde climbs out.

She wanders over to the remaining judge and states "I don't mean to be a tell tale here but, I think those two were using their arms".
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Barbara K.



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PostPosted: June 6, 2011 7:50 AM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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PostPosted: June 12, 2011 12:20 PM    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing
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