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Barbara K.
Quit Date: December 23, 2004
Posts: 5977
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Posted: May 23, 2010 2:01 PM Post subject: Hoover |
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Father Murphy was playing golf with a
parishioner. On the first hole, he sliced into
the rough. His opponent heard him mutter
"Hoover!" under his breath.
On the second hole, the ball went straight
into a water hazard.
"Hoover!" again, a little louder this time.
On the third hole, a miracle occurred and
Fr. Murphy's drive landed on the green only
six inches from the hole!
"Praise be to God!"
He carefully lined up the putt, but the ball
curved around the hole instead of going in.
"HOOVER!!!!" By this time, his opponent
couldn't withhold his curiosity any longer,
and asked why the priest said "Hoover".
"It's the biggest dam I know." _________________
Obstacles don't have to stop you. If you run into a wall, don't turn arouind and give up. Figure out how to climb it, go through it, or work around it.
Blessings,
Barbara K. |
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kevin Site Admin
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Posts: 9538 Location: cincinnati, oh
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Posted: May 27, 2010 11:20 PM Post subject: |
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keep choosing life!
kevin
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